To whoever send that ask to Hyra

Just so you know, you caused two feels for the price of one))

cotidalantediluvian:

apiratesbrownblood:

//Laughs and flicks own ears.//

tHIS IS SO ENTERTAINING, YOU HAVE NO IDEA…

//Lookit that smug smile//

//leans in and kisses ear-holyshit, he’s warmer than you now//

>Frump at him. Didn’t even have fins to flare at him anymore, but the expression carries the spirit of it all.

"This ain’t funny."

>FROOOOWN.

>Asfhdfg not used to matesprit being colder than he was, what was goinG ON.

"iS TOO."

//Pull that scowling sea-… er, troll to your chest, much more preoccupied by the heat coming off him than his ears now//

"oH MY GOD, YOU’RE SO WARM!"

//He nuzzles his face into Hyra’s neck surprisingly sad to find a lack of gills to tease enjoying the feeling of something actually being warmer than he was//

cotidalantediluvian:

//Starts playing with matesprit’s ears because, holy shit, ears. No fins. What is this madness.//

>Fffffff, flicks ears.

>What the fuck these are weirder to move than fins.

>FROWN MORE.

//Laughs and flicks own ears.//

tHIS IS SO ENTERTAINING, YOU HAVE NO IDEA…

//Lookit that smug smile//

//leans in and kisses ear-holyshit, he’s warmer than you now//

cotidalantediluvian:

apiratesbrownblood:

cotidalantediluvian:

apiratesbrownblood:

oKAY,

sO MY MATESPRIT’S SUDDENLY BECAME A RED BLOOD

Ahahaha

Hello lovve, sorry fer spookin’ you.

oH

hEY THERE.

iT’S ALRIGHT, i JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT YOU TO LOOK LIKE THAT. 

Oh thank cod.

Eheheh, wwell it could be wworse, it could be wwakin’ up next to a three swweep old again.

tHAT…

tHAT WAS JUST WEIRD IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAY.

aND YOU WERE ADORABLE AS FUCK. yOU ACTUALLY TALKED EXACTLY THE WAY YOU TYPE, WITH THE LITTLE STUTTER AND YOU DIDN’T SEEM TO MIND AT ALL ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM AT THAT AGE…

send me a “✎” and ill draw your muse

(Source: nullchild)

maxi-devines:

apiratesbrownblood:

maxi-devines:

apiratesbrownblood:

oKAY,

sO MY MATESPRIT’S SUDDENLY BECAME A RED BLOOD

Imagine waking up as a 16-year-old and finding your matesprit to be a full grown adult human male.

hOW OLD IS SIXTEEN YEARS? i CAN’T EVER FIGURE OUT THESE HUMAN YEARS…

oNCE i WOKE UP AND FOUND hYRA TURNED INTO A 3-SWEEP-OLD, IF THAT’S SIMILAR ENOUGH.

Sort of. It made things really awkward since we couldn’t do anything sexual.

yEAH, DEFINITELY FELT YOUR PAIN ON THE WHOLE WRIGGLER-hYRA OCCASION….

nOT THAT THE CURRENT SITUATION IS AT ALL SIMILAR TO THAT ONE. 

cotidalantediluvian:

apiratesbrownblood:

oKAY,

sO MY MATESPRIT’S SUDDENLY BECAME A RED BLOOD

Ahahaha

Hello lovve, sorry fer spookin’ you.

oH

hEY THERE.

iT’S ALRIGHT, i JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT YOU TO LOOK LIKE THAT. 

maxi-devines:

apiratesbrownblood:

oKAY,

sO MY MATESPRIT’S SUDDENLY BECAME A RED BLOOD

Imagine waking up as a 16-year-old and finding your matesprit to be a full grown adult human male.

hOW OLD IS SIXTEEN YEARS? i CAN’T EVER FIGURE OUT THESE HUMAN YEARS…

oNCE i WOKE UP AND FOUND hYRA TURNED INTO A 3-SWEEP-OLD, IF THAT’S SIMILAR ENOUGH.

oKAY,

sO MY MATESPRIT’S SUDDENLY BECAME A RED BLOOD

wwillitwworkathirdtime:

apiratesbrownblood started following you

Darlin’ yer last posts on th’blog are absolutely painful wwe need ta bump those off.

nOPE.

nOT A CHANCE LOVE.

i WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE STILL ACTUALLY FOLLOW ME SINCE i DISAPPEARED?

Raoul: hYRA, i HAVE TO FIX UP MY BLOG FIRST
Hyra: Noh, I'm impatient
Raoul: hYRA
Raoul: hYRA
Raoul: gUESS WHAT i JUST REALIZED WAS THE LAST POSTS WE HAD TOGETHER ON MY BLOG WAS ABOUT.
Hyra: WWhat
Hyra: Oh no
Hyra: oH NO
Raoul: };D oH YES
Hyra: RAOUL NO
Raoul: rAOUL YES
Hyra: RAOUL
Hyra: I SWWEAR TA FUCK
Raoul: wHAT'S WRONG
Hyra: DON"T
Raoul: DON'T WANT YOUR NEW FOLLOWERS KNOW ABOUT HOW WE...
Raoul: ...
Raoul: ...
Hyra: RAOUL
Raoul: ROCK THE BOAT
Hyra: LEAVVES
Hyra: GOODBYE
Raoul: //LAUGHING IN THE DISTANCE//
Hyra: //Angry Fish Noises//
Raoul: dID I SHIVER YOUR TIMBERS TOO MUCH hYRA?
Raoul: wAIT
Raoul: nO, DAMMIT, THE ROCK THE BOAT BIT WOULD HAVE WORKED SO MUCH BETTER THERE
Hyra: I'M GONE
Hyra: GOODBYE
Hyra: SO LONG
Hyra: THANKS FER ALL TH'FISH
Raoul: sUCH SORROW
Raoul: yOU SHALL ALWAYS BE THE FISH THAT GOT AWAY
Raoul: wAIT
Raoul: nO
Raoul: iT'S TOO LATE
Raoul: i FOLLOWED YOU SO NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME
Hyra: CODDAMN
Hyra: I MEAN HUZZAH
Raoul: sORRY FOR YOUR LUCK CAPTAIN
Hyra: FUCKIN' FINALLY
Raoul: yES, BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN SHOW OFF YOU MATESPRIT
Raoul: PUNS AND ALL
Raoul: i'M BRINGING THE PUNS WITH ME
Hyra: Damn right, I got saddled wwith this catch and I'm prou- RAOUL NOH

wwherestherum:

>SNRP FKFFEPT FUCK-

Raoul, Raoul honey y’need ta-

>DEADPAN. COME ON. KEEP IT TOGETHER.

Raoul put th’book dowwn I swwear-

>Nope- NOPE THERE GOES YOUR RESOLVE.

//There is a 99% certainty that nothing your matesprit says is going to stop this from happening. No, it must continue. IT MUST. Besides, you can barely heard him over your own laughing to actual listen.//

tH’ SKULL AND CROSSBONES AREN’T THE ONLY THINGS i PLAN ON RAISING TONIGHT. i’D LOVE TO TAKE YOU 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER ME.

tHAT’S QUITE A CUTLASS YOU GOT THERE, WHAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD SCABBARD! 

wANNA SHIVER ME TIMBERS, hYRA?

// You manage to have enough composure to waggle your eyebrows//

(Source: apiratesbrownblood)

cAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP